The Top 4 Reasons To Buy A Hybrid Car

The Top Reasons To Spend Money On A Hybrid Car

If you have been thinking about buying a hybrid car, here are some reasons why you should buy one right now.*

1. Super Sneaky Hit & Runs: If you drive slow enough, hybrid cars can be virtually silent which makes them the perfect car for hit and runs. Your victim will never hear you and because you are driving so slow they might not even end up hurt at all.
2. Looking Cool: Hybrid cars say "I Care," they also say "I don't mind looking like an idiot." If you want to be popular with people who look the way yoga teachers do in movies, a Prius is your car. It also says, I don't mind buying a car that will drop dead in five years.
   
3. You Like Batteries: As a kid I loved batteries, especially D and AA batteries. Hybrid cars have batteries and a certain amount of wizz-bang electro joy to them. However, just like the alkaline batteries that powered your childhood toys, your hybrid car batteries will die and leave you with a toy that is far less fun..
   
4. Tax Incentives: If you want to buy one of the hybrids nobody wants -- mainly domestic hybrids, you can still get tax incentives. You won't get over 35 mpg in one, but you will feel better about yourself.
   

Footnote: Just because I say you can or should do something doesn't mean you should.